Doc: Before we go... let us remember our code. Let us strive every moment of our lives to make ourselves better and better to the best of our ability so that all may profit by it. Let us think of the right and lend our assistance to all who may need it, with no regard for anything but justice. Let us take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage. Let us be considerate of our country, our fellow citizens, and our associates in everything we say and do. Let us do right to all - and wrong no man.

Johnny: An absolute absence of ambulation.

Doc: Mona, you're a brick!

Johnny: Well I'll be... super-amalgamated.

Monk: [when asked the dead Mayan's identity] One thing's for sure: he ain't no native New Yorker.

Brig. Gen. Theodore Marley 'Ham' Brooks: The word is: 'isn't.

Monk: Isn't, ain't what's the difference?

Doc: Do a Barney Oldfield, Long Tom.

Monk: Have no fear! Doc Savage is here!

Don Rubio Gorro: That dirty little tramp from my office, she could never lead them to Quetzamal.

Capt. Seas: That's what I'm counting on. Lots of money is at stake.