- Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi!
- Dr. Jenny Langer: Hello.
- Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi, I'm Dr. J.R. Vance from N.A.S.A.
- Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Doctor. I'm Jenny Langer.
- Dr. J.R. Vance: Nice to meet you. I have an appointment with your father.
- Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, no no. He passed away in 1962
- Dr. J.R. Vance: Oh, I'm so sorry, then the appointment must be with your husband.
- Dr. Jenny Langer: I'm not married.
- Dr. J.R. Vance: I'm NOT sorry. Then it's probably with your brother.
- Dr. Jenny Langer: No, my brother's an interior decorator in Oshkosh. You see, Doctor... Vance. I'm afraid your appointment is with me. I'm DOCTOR Jenny Langer.
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: [on the CB radio upon seeing the giant spider] You ever see the movie Jaws? It makes that shark look like a goldfish!
- Dr. Jenny Langer: [breathless and howling like a banshee] VAAANCE! VANCE!
- Dr. J.R. Vance: What happened?
- Dr. Jenny Langer: Spiders came out of the briefcase! They're coming from the geodes!
- Dr. J.R. Vance: The WHAT?
- Dr. Jenny Langer: Gee-ODES!
- Dr. J.R. Vance: Gimme this, come on!
- [Jenny gives Vance the flare gun]
- Dr. J.R. Vance: Get over there and take cover!
- Dr. Jenny Langer: All right!
- [last lines, at beginning of closing credits]
- Preacher: [voiceover] When pharaoh refused the children of Israel their right to exodus, the heavens opened up and deluged the land with flies, frogs, lice and locusts! It happened before and it will happen again!
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: [into a phone] Hello, Sheriff's office.
- [pause]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Oh... I see. Your radio will not work? All I can tell you is take it to Joe's Electronics and Repair store. It opens tomorrow at nine sharp.
- [pause]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Your car won't start? All I can tell you is to call Ernie's Auto Repair. They open tomorrow at eight.
- [pause]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: No, ma'am I don't have the number. All I can tell you is to look it up in the Yellow Pages. Let your fingers do the walking! Ha, ha!
- [a loud click is heard followed by a dial tone]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Hello? Hello?
- [hangs up the phone]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Gee, she hung up on me. Why would she do that?