Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

Tony Burton: Wells

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Quotes 

• Wells : Look at that, two cops wishing me luck. I'm doomed.

• Wells : In the meantime, I got this plan. It's called "Save Ass". And the way it works is this - I slip outta one of these windows and I run like a bastard!

• [Wells and Wilson decide who will escape to go for help] 

  Wilson : We haven't even flipped the coin yet.

  Wells : I'm gonna lose.

  Wilson : You got a bad attitude, Wells.

  Wells : I ALWAYS lose. Had bad luck all my life. How do you think I ended up in here?

  Wilson : Maybe your luck will change.

  Wells : It might... If we don't flip a coin.

  Wilson : What then?

  Wells : Potatoes.

  Wilson : All right.

  Wilson , Wells : [both together]  One potato, two potato, three potato, four! Five potato, six potato, seven potato more! Eight potato, nine potato, ten potato, eleven! Kiss my ass and go to heaven! Y-O-U spells YOU!

  [Wells loses] 

  Wells : I told you I was gonna lose! Goddamn it, we're gonna do it again!

• Wells : Look, they've moved the cars.

  Bishop : I can't belive it. They parked them where they were before.

  Wells : Why'd they do that?

  Wilson : From a distance, the street looks normal. Like nothing happened.

  Bishop : Like nothing happened? They gunned down five police officers! A secretary, one prisoner, we kill a dozen of them, and that's nothing happened?

  Bishop : Well, where are the bodies?

  [Bishop looks down at the ground and notices nothing there] 

  Bishop : They took them away!

  Wells : How'd they do it so fast?

  Wilson : Maybe they got the good fairy to help them.

  Wells : Oh, you really are a smart-ass!