The Big Bus (1976)

Richard Mulligan: Claude Crane

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Quotes 

• Claude Crane : Captain, we need you to marry us.

  Dan Torrance : WHAT?

  Sybil Crane : We need you to marry us.

  Claude Crane : We realized we never should've gotten divorced.

  Dan Torrance : How long you been divorced?

  Claude Crane : Six hours.

  Dan Torrance : Give it a chance!

• Sybil Crane : You're gonna kill us, we're taking over the bus.

  Dan : So you want to take it over?

  Claude Crane : That's right.

  Dan : Well who the hell's gonna drive this thing? Huh? Come on, speak up! Who thinks they can handle this?

  Sybil Crane : [to Claude]  Be a man, raise your hand you little lizard. He will.

  Dr. Kurtz : The lizard will.

  Dan : Oh he can, huh? Well let's just see if he can. You want to turn left, when do you signal? 50 feet? 100 feet? 600 feet? You come to an intersection, there's an ambulance, a police car, a fire truck, who has the right of way? Hospital zone, school zone, what's your speed limit? Alright, here's an easy one, you come to railroad tracks, what do you do?

  Sybil Crane : Open your doors!

  Claude Crane : Open your doors!

  Dan : When? Before, during or after? You don't know, do you? Well that's sad, pal, because you just killed everybody.