The First Nudie Musical (1976)

Jerry Hoffman: Schlong

Quotes 

• John Smithee : I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

  Schlong : Henry Schlong.

  John Smithee : Schlong? Is that Chinese? Oh, now, in this scene - you know, I - I wouldn't wear the dark glasses or the hat because the scene is supposed to be - you know - making love.

  Schlong : I'm not here for making love. I'm here for fucking.