No Deposit, No Return (1976)

Darren McGavin: Duke

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Quotes 

• Duke : [to Carolyn]  What kind of a mother are you? Spread out all over the world! You can't raise your kids long distance, or by teachers, a maid, or a grouchy grandpa!

  Bert : Or a Bert! Your kids are a real handful you know!

• Carolyn : What would you know about raising my children?

  Duke : We've just spent three whole days with your kids, when was the last time you could say the same thing?

• Duke , Jay : [in a cab]  Take off, driver.

  [look at each other] 

  Duke : This cab is taken!

  Tracy : Yes it is, we're taking it.

• Duke : [to Carolyn]  Your children are looking for attention and affection and they're going to get it from anybody they can, even two 'kind of' kidnappers.

• Tracy : This, I believe, is called a Jimmy. And this is a pick for locks.

  Duke : Give me that!

• Bert : [hears sirens]  THEY'RE HERE, IT'S THE COPS!

  Duke : It's fire engines, and they're passing by.