- Sergio Marazzi 'Monnezza': I'm just trying to do an honest day's work. Man are you ungrateful! No appreciation.
- Comm. Antonio Sarti: I'm just a cop.
- Sergio Marazzi 'Monnezza': Yeah, and I'm a bum. That makes us the odd couple.
- Bernabei: Hey, can't you read signs? You're not allowed in unless authorized.
- Brescianelli: I can read a son of a bitch!