Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Paul Williams: Little Enos

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Quotes 

• Bandit : New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.

  [watches as Little Enos begins counting out money] 

  Bandit : Speedy car.

  [watches as Little Enos counts out more money] 

  Bandit : Speedier than that.

  Little Enos : [mumbling]  I'd like to kick his ass just once.

• Bandit : Cledus, get the money.

  Cledus Snow : Yeah, how 'bout the money?

  Little Enos : How 'bout double or nothin'?

  Cledus Snow : How 'bout forgettin' it?

  Bandit : Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?

  Little Enos : You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.

  Carrie : You're on.

  Bandit : Uh, you're on.

  Big Enos : In 18 hours?

  Bandit : You're still on.

  Cledus Snow : WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!

• Little Enos : I think you're just a little bit scared.

  Bandit : That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?

  Little Enos : Your momma is so ugly...

• [Regarding The Bandit in a hammock] 

  Big Enos : You see, son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.

  Little Enos : I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy.

• Big Enos : 20-to-one I break the son of a bitch this time.

  Little Enos : Gimme 500 on the Bandit.

• Bandit : Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.

  Little Enos : It ain't never been done before, hot shit.

  Bandit : Watch your language, little lady.

• Bandit : [Speaking to Big Enos]  Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?

  Little Enos : Because he's thirsty, dummy!

• Little Enos : [Looking at Bandit's truck]  Egotistical son of a bitch.

  Big Enos : Any cat who would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.