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Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine

  • 19771977
  • 1h 32m
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Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine (1977)
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The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.
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463
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  • Director
    • Coluche
  • Writer
    • Coluche
  • Stars
    • Coluche
    • Gérard Lanvin
    • Anémone
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  • Director
    • Coluche
  • Writer
    • Coluche
  • Stars
    • Coluche
    • Gérard Lanvin
    • Anémone
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    • 1User review
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    Coluche
    Coluche
    • Le Roi Gros Pif 1eras Le Roi Gros Pif 1er
    Gérard Lanvin
    Gérard Lanvin
    • Le Chevalier Blancas Le Chevalier Blanc
    Anémone
    Anémone
    • Cousine Lucienneas Cousine Lucienne
    Dominique Lavanant
    Dominique Lavanant
    • La Reine Madeleineas La Reine Madeleine
    Gérard Jugnot
    Gérard Jugnot
    • Premier capitaine des mousquetairesas Premier capitaine des mousquetaires
    Martin Lamotte
    Martin Lamotte
    • Le bouffonas Le bouffon
    Michel Blanc
    Michel Blanc
    • Antremontas Antremont
    Philippe Bruneau
    • Duc d'Ambiseas Duc d'Ambise
    Roland Giraud
    Roland Giraud
    • Duc d'Orléansas Duc d'Orléans
    Michel Puterflam
    • Le radoteuras Le radoteur
    Philippe Manesse
    • Philippe de Boynetas Philippe de Boynet
    Christian Spillemaecker
    • Christian de Boynetas Christian de Boynet
    Jean Jacques
    • Le Roi de Flandreas Le Roi de Flandre
    Jacques Canselier
    • L'exitéas L'exité
    Marie-Anne Chazel
    Marie-Anne Chazel
    • La Reine de Flandreas La Reine de Flandre
    François Dyrek
    • Le second tavernieras Le second tavernier
    Thierry Lhermitte
    Thierry Lhermitte
    • Le héraut d'armesas Le héraut d'armes
    Jean-Louis Tristan
    • Le troisième tavernieras Le troisième tavernier
    • Director
      • Coluche
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      • Coluche
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    The King of France Gros Pif thinks only of stuffing himself, slumming and having fun and during this time overwhelms the tax people.
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    • Goofs
      Around 00:19:42, a blond woman is putting her right hand on her hip. On the next shot, she's doing it again.
    • Soundtracks
      La chanson du Chevalier blanc
      Music by Serge Gainsbourg

      Lyrics by Coluche

      Performed by Gérard Lanvin (dubbed by Olivier Constantin)

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    10/10
    The best movie directed by Coluche
    This is a great comedy !!! History is treaded but comedy is the Queen. Coluche wrote History with his own personal point of view and tell us the adventure of The White Horseman under the Reign of King Gros Pif Ier (As King Big Nose Ist)........ We find a lot of good french actors as Gerard Lanvin, Michel Blanc, Anemone, Coluche himself, Rolang Giraud, ... There are stupid but mirth-provoking gags every minute... Song of White Horseman is really good and Coluche's dialogues are really funny (see the scene of the attempt against the king, one of the best) One of the best french comedy of the 70's !!!!!!!!! Really.
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    • sebdevos
    • Jan 26, 2002

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    • Release date
      • October 19, 1977 (France)
    • Countries of origin
      • France
      • Belgium
    • Language
      • French
    • Also known as
      • You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
    • Filming locations
      • Senlis, Oise, France
    • Production companies
      • Les Films du Triangle
      • AMLF
      • World Productions
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 32 minutes
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.66 : 1

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