Prisoner (1979–1986)
Maggie Kirkpatrick: Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson, Joan Ferguson, Joan
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Quotes
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Where's Bea Smith?
Doreen Anderson-Burns : Oh, she went to see the Governor.
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : I hear that she is Top Dog amongst you prisoners, how'd she get that privilege?
Doreen Anderson-Burns : Oh, I don't know.
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Funny, seems like everyone knows about the famous Bea Smith, except the ones that work with her...
Bea Smith : Why don't you ask me? I know *all* about her.
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Bea Smith : Where?
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Where what?
Bea Smith : Don't play games with me you bitch. Where am I going?
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Oh didn't they tell you? You're going to Barnhurst.
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : 10 years Smith... 10 years in the service and today makes it all worthwhile.
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Funny how things come to you in the middle of the night. Isn't it...
Bea Smith : Yeah, stomach aches, nightmares and you...
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Get back to sleep Smith.
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : I was a good officer, straight down the line. Then I met her.
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : You know what happens to blackmailers? They either spend years inside or their found with their heads smashed in!
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Doreen Anderson-Burns : Where am I being Shanghai'd to this time?
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : You're not being Shanghai'd, you're being released.
Doreen Anderson-Burns : I'm what?
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : You wont be seeing them again. Now Patterson, you've got a child to care for. Responsibilities. I'd think about that if I were you. Cause if you keep on the straight and narrow, maybe just maybe your kid wont end up in a place like this.
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Meg Morris : You've worked in prisons before?
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Yes, many years. Interstate.
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : You're on a charge. For insubordination.
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Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : [Repeated line] Get moving, or you're on a charge!
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Pat Slattery : I reported it to the union.
Joan "The Freak" Ferguson : Why wasn't I told..
