Master Sardu: Her mouth shall make an interesting urinal!
[torturing a girl on the rack]
Master Sardu: This will go far beyond every STRETCH of the imagination.
[after sawing a naked woman's hand off]
Master Sardu: Oh yes! Now we're getting the proper reaction.
Master Sardu: Well, how's our little patient today?
Natasha D'Natalie: I won't dance.
Master Sardu: Enough of that. Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you.
Master Sardu: There. He made it especially for you.
Natasha D'Natalie: Mmm.
Master Sardu: Delicious?
Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.
Natasha D'Natalie: This isn't S&M, this is Art!
[While playing a game with Ralphus]
Master Sardu: How often to I have to tell you, I'm brown, your white!
Master Sardu: Don't you dare ruin my dinner!
Human Dartboard: Ou, ohh, owww, uh-arrr!