"Hardware Wars" is a rather ingenious short film / coming attractions prevue that hilariously sends up "Star Wars", all on a meager $8,000 budget. (It's regarded as one of the most profitable of all time, considering that it made over $1,000,000.) It spins the yarn of wide-eyed farm boy Fluke Starbucker (Scott Mathews), macho spaceship pilot Ham Salad (Bob Knickerbocker), damsel-in-distress Princess Anne Droid (Cinthia Freeling), wise old Red Eye Knight Augie Ben Doggie (Jeff Hale), and the nefarious masked villain Darph Nader, whom you can't understand at all!
Complete with priceless special effects consisting of household appliances (ex. A toaster on a string), comic relief robots 4-Q-2 (Frank Robertson) and Artie Deco, and grandiose narration by none other than Paul Frees, this is worth a watch for any "Star Wars" fan, although at a mere 13 minutes and change, one may wish that it went on at least a bit longer. The cast is great because in entertainment such as this, the cheesier the performances the better. In fact, some people may consider "Hardware Wars" just as good as "Spaceballs" (which admittedly came along rather late in the game), if not better.
It was the brainchild of Ernie Fosselius, who in an interesting twist was recruited by "Star Wars" franchise sound designer Ben Burtt to provide the whimpering voice of the Rancor keeper in "Return of the Jedi"! And yes, Fosselius worked on "Spaceballs" as well.
"Hardware Wars" is such endearingly silly stuff that heartily invites you to laugh at its budget-conscious presentation. All in all, it's quite worth a small amount of your time.
Eight out of 10.