Tom: [running back and forth on the roof] Me brush! Where's me brush! I'll get clouted if I can't find me brush!

Tom: [walks over to Mr. Grimes who is drunk on the donkey] Where's this then Mr. Grimes?

Mr. Grimes: [slurred] "Where's this then?" China! Where does tha think? Yorkshire! Can't tha see it's Yorkshire?

Tom: I know it's Yorkshire, Mr. Grimes!

Mr. Grimes: Well then.

[donkey brays]

Tom: I never seen it clean before.

Mr. Grimes: We're in the country!

Tom: Oh, is that what they call it? Lovely, innit Mr.Grimes?

[looks around]

Mrs. Tripp: [Upon answering the door, Mrs. Tripp looks at Tom, before turning her gaze to Mr. Grimes]

[to Mr. Grimes]

Mrs. Tripp: What a disgusting, filthy disgrace to humanity you are!

Mr. Grimes: [looking puzzled and slurring] I'm Crimes.

Mrs. Tripp: You're drunk, sir.

Mr. Grimes: Nevertheless, I'm Crimes

[cannot say Grimes as he is still drunk]

Masterman: [giggles]

Mr. Grimes: [looking at Masterman, then to Mrs. Tripp] Well, does tha want the chimneys swept or does tha not want the chimneys swept?

Mrs. Tripp: Mmm...

[nods head towards door]

Mrs. Tripp: Come in.

[Towards Tom, who had begun to pick up Toby]

Mrs. Tripp: And you can leave that thing outside for a start.

Masterman: [grabbing Tobys lead] Come here. Mr Grimes...

[passing Mr. Grimes his sweeps]

Masterman: There's your bags.

Mrs. Tripp: Now then. Listen to me, all of you. I've dust sheeted all the rooms where there's chimneys to be swept. You've brought plenty of soot bags, I see?

Mr. Grimes: Yeah.

Mrs. Tripp: Well use them! Because I warn you, one speck of soot in any of those rooms... and not a penny piece will you get from me.

Masterman: [salutes to Mrs. Tripp] Yes, Ma'am.

Mrs. Tripp: Well come on, get on with it then!

Tom: [after climbing up the chimney and seeing a LOT of chimneys] Cor... blimey


Tom: [Whilst the fish are singing "Try a little harder"] Getting the 'ang! I'm getting the 'ang!

[crashes off screen]

Tom: No I ain't.

Lady Harriet: [rather confused] Stop thief... someone has pinched me silver.

[Toms sweep falls into fireplace from above]

[His hat soon follows]

Tom: [falling] Aaargh!

[a lot of soot falls on Tom]

Tom: [He looks around]

Tom: [noticing the soot] Urgh...

Elly: [When Ellie first meets Tom] Aren't you frightened of being in the dark?

Tom: Sometimes... but I'm more afraid or Mr. Grimes.

Elly: Mr. Grimes?

Tom: Clouts me.

Elly: Clouts you?

Tom: Hits me... regularly... 'cross the ear 'ole.

Elly: Why don't you tell your parents?

Tom: Me what?

Elly: Your Mother and Father.

Tom: Ain't got no mum or dad.

Tom: [to the Polar Bear] I demand to see the kraken!

The Polar Bear: [laughing to the walrus about Tom's demand] He said 'demand.'

The Kraken: [as his sphere drifts away from Tom] I shall be watching you, boy! I shall be watching! I shall be...

Mr. Grimes: [Tom recalls Grimes' accusation before jumping into the river] The boy's a thief!

Sir John: [aiming a rifle at Grimes and Masterman] Stay *exactly* where you are!

Tom: Me brush! Where's me brush! I'll get clouted if I can't find me brush!

Killer Shark: Right into our trap.

Eel: Right into it.

Killer Shark: Rather tragic when you think about it.

Eel: Very.

Killer Shark: [laughs]

Eel: Why are you laughing?

Killer Shark: I'm thinking about it.