- Benson: Now tell me. Can you talk? Or are you malfunctioning?
- Hector: I AM NOT MALFUNCTIONING - YOU ARE
- Benson: I wish you would talk! You know you can; why won't you talk?
- Hector: NOT YET READY
- Benson: Why not? What have I done wrong?
- Hector: MURDER
- Benson: Not that! Blank that; that's not what I meant.
- Hector: BLANKED AS ORDERED
- Benson: That was an improper thought leakage. - What have I done wrong?
- Hector: YOU FAILED COURSE
- Benson: Don't get smart.
- Hector: WHAT SHALL I GET
- [last lines]
- Flight Captain: I'd suggest you walk to ports and get a good position for a swell view of Mother Earth, coming right up.
- Adam: It's not your fault, Hector.
- Hector: [Using Benson's voice] Turn around.
- Adam: It's not her fault.
- Hector: Turn around.
- [last lines]
- Adam: It's everyone's fault.
- [last lines]
- Hector: [as they both fall into a pool with a time bomb] NO... NO STOP DESIST... I AM YOUR SUPERIOR
- [both hit the water as the bomb detonates]
- Alex: [showering together] One thing I envy him.
- Adam: What's that?
- Alex: He's breathed. I mean we lead a shut life here. It must be really something to go outside and breathe.
- Adam: When I was last there, if you went outside and breathed, the pollution count was liable to rust your tubes!
- [spanks Alex on her bottom and laughs as he leaves]
- Captain James: Is that you, Benson? How you doing? So you blew the mental test? Huh? "Potentially unstable". Huh! I'd have been unstable, too, when I was going to get Saturn 3. Huh! Saturn 3. You're not going to appeal are you?
- Survey 19 Captain: How's our space girl?
- Hector: [disguised as Adam] She's wonderful. In fact, she's perfect.
- Adam: Did you know the original Hector came to a tragic end? He was slain by Achilles, his body dragged around the walls of Troy.
- Hector: I'm you, I'm Adam and the other one. I'm everyone. Conversation is an art. I do it to perfection.
- [first lines]
- Announcement: Captain James, your presence on pad 73, immediate, urgent.