Caddyshack (1980)

Henry Wilcoxon: The Bishop

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Quotes 

• Richard Richards : Better come in till this blows over.

  Bishop : What do you think, fella?

  Carl Spackler : I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.

  Bishop : You're right. Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life.

  [THUNDER] 

• Bishop : [as he misses a putt on the 18th hole during the thunderstorm]  OH, RAT FART!

  [he holds up his club and is hit by lightning... Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there] 

• Tony D'Annunzio : Another Rob Roy, Bishop?

  Bishop : You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right?

  Judge Smails : Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.

  Bishop : Excellency, fiddlesticks! My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.

  Judge Smails : You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.

  Bishop : There is no God...

• Judge Smails : [to Bishop Fred Pickering]  Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?

  Bishop : Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

• Bishop : I really enjoy working with young people such as yourself down at our new Lutheran Center... Why don't you drop by sometime, eh?

  Danny Noonan : I've often thought of entering the Priesthood.

  Bishop : Oh, are you a Roman Catholic?

  [Danny nods] 

  Bishop : Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.

• Bishop : RAT FARTS!