Friday the 13th (1980)

Mark Nelson: Ned

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• Ned : If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?

  Marcie : Rocky road.

• Officer Dorf : I'm looking for somebody.

  Ned : Now, who's that?

  Officer Dorf : Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.

  Ned : [acting silly with the stereotypical Native American headdress on]  Well, there's no crazy people around here!

  Officer Dorf : I told you to sit on it, Tonto!

• Ned : [shoots arrow at target after Brenda sets it up]  Ta-da!

  Brenda : Are you crazy?

  Ned : Wanna see my trick shot? It's even better.

  Brenda : I don't believe you!

  Ned : [imitating Humphrey Bogart]  You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart.

  Brenda : Oh, yeah?

  Ned : Yeah.

  Brenda : Are you gonna help me or scare me to death? If you do that again, I'll tack you up to the wall to dry.

  Ned : Yeah! I love that sexy talk.

• Ned : [Runs around howling like an Indian in a headdress, he sees a Police officer staring at him]  Oh, shit.

• Ned : [after dancing around, doing a rain dance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on]  Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around...

  Officer Dorf : Hey, can it, Cochise.

• Ned : He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.

  Marcie : Next, they're going to tell us there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake.

  Jack : The crocodiles are in the cabin.

• Alice : [Bill's just killed the snake]  Is it dead?

  Ned : Either that or it's got a very short clone.

  Marcie : Well, at least we know what's for dinner.