The equilibrium of a small English village is upset by the arrival of a pop star and his wife. When he takes over the conductorship of the local brass band after the previous conductor ... See full summary »
Closing credits: The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used herein are fictitious and any similarity to the name, character, or history of any person is entirely co-incidental and unintentional.
Mr. Fennel:
But that was for sale of tickets, not for the people who actually turned up. There were sixteen in all, and nine of those accounted for the six pound profit at the bar.
Dan 'Saltie' Wicklow:
Damn poor turnout.
Council Chairman:
Yes but it was still a profit. After all, if there hadn't been ...
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