It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974–1981)
Melvyn Hayes: Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont, Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont
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Quotes
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Gunner : [on a crashing plane] Solly, what's happening?
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : I don't know, but if you can remember any hymns, sing 'em!
Gunner : Solly, the only hymn I can remember, is "Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam"!
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : And at the rate we're going, he's gonna get you!
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Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : [the Sergeant-Major has been cursed by a fake holy man, so "Gloria" pretends to be a holy man and take the curse off] OK, Sergeant-Major, you just have to repeat what the holy man says.
Gunner Beaumont : Oh-waaaaaa!
BSM Williams : Oh-wa.
Gunner Beaumont : Ta-naaaaaaaaaaa!
BSM Williams : Ta-na.
Gunner Beaumont : Si-aaaaaam!
BSM Williams : Siam.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : You have to repeat it.
BSM Williams : Oh-wa. Ta-na? Siam.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : Go a little faster, Sergeant-Major.
BSM Williams : Oh-wa. Ta-na. Siam. Ohwa. Tana. Siam. Ohwa-tana-siam. Ohwatanasiam. Oh-what-an-ass-I-am.
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Gunner 'Nobby' Clark : I always thought concubines were those little animals, with spikes on their backs.
Gunner Beaumont : They're *porcupines*.
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Colonel Reynolds : [their faulty plane has just crashed] Right! Evacuate!
Gunner Beaumont : Blimey! I nearly did!
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Rangi Ram : I shall put in telegram: "All postings cancelled. Whole area covered with Bubonic plague, and put into gelatine."
Gunner Graham : *Quarantine*.
Rangi Ram : Oh! Saab righty, Rangi wrongy.
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark : Rangi, gelatine's the thing they cut your head off with.
Gunner Beaumont : That's a guillotine, you berk!
