Jack Albertson credited as playing...
Amos Slade
- [Chief has a busted leg and is whimpering loudly]
- Amos Slade: Chief, get back in there before I break your other leg.
- Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, you trigger-happy lunatic! Give me that gun!
- [Tweed takes the gun, then shoots Amos' radiator]
- Amos Slade: My radiator! Why, you blasted female...
- Widow Tweed: [pointing the gun at Amos] Hold it, right there.
- Amos Slade: Watch it, that thing's loaded.
- [Tweed shoots the gun in the air]
- Widow Tweed: Now it ain't loaded.
- Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, that temper of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday.
- Amos Slade: Temper?
- [his face turns bright red and becomes extremely angry]
- Amos Slade: TEMPER WOMAN YOU AIN'T SEEN MY TEMPER!
- [takes his hat off throws it on the ground and stomps on it]
- Amos Slade: If I ever catch that fox in my property again, I'll blast him, and next time I won't *miss*!
- Amos Slade: Dagnab it woman that thieving fox of yours was after my chickens!
- [points his finger at Tod]
- Widow Tweed: [slaps his finger away] Rubbish and Poppycock! I don't believe it he wouldn't hurt a thing.
- Amos Slade: [gets right in Tweeds face] You calling me a lier you muggle headed women? I saw it happen.
- Widow Tweed: Amos Slade that temper of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday.
- Amos Slade: [singing] I ain't got no job I'm a huntin man and I'd rather have a dog than a dollar so let's go banjo ring a ding ho and give a little hoot and a holor.