S.O.B. (1981)

Julie Andrews: Sally Miles

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Quotes 

• Sally Miles : I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?

• Felix Farmer : Can she work?

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows? I was specifically requested to alleviate her anxiety. Work was never mentioned.

  Felix Farmer : Irving, she's got a very big scene to do!

  Sally Miles : [laughing]  I'm going to show my boobies. What do you think, Irving, you've seen my boobies. Hmm, are they worth showing?

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : Well, since I can only render an evaluation based on a completely impersonal, purely professional examination of the subject, uh, subjects, I would have to say that in my humble opinion you've got a terrific pair of knockers.

• Sally Miles : You know, you are sexually notorious.

  Tim Culley : Semi-fraudulent reputation - which I do everything I can to encourage.

  Sally Miles : *Why*?

  Tim Culley : Because it's the best way for an *old* man to compete in a *young* man's world.

• [storms in, Felix gets into ninja mode] 

  Felix Farmer : I must warn you - my hands are lethal weapons.

  Sally Miles : Oh, so's your goddamn fountain pen!

  Tim Culley : I'd better be going...

  Sally Miles : You stay wherever you are, Culley! You're a witness! You lunatic! You maniac! $16 million? Felix, half of that money is mine!

  Felix Farmer : That entitles you to 50% of the profits!

  Sally Miles : That entitles me to have you arrested for grand theft, larceny, fraud, embezzlement, you thieving, filthy son of a bitch!

  Felix Farmer : Sally Miles SWEARS!

  Sally Miles : Give me my money or I... WILL... KILL YOU!

  Felix Farmer : Sally Miles KILLS!

  Sally Miles : [She throws her Oscar at Felix and smashes a window]  OHHH SHIT!

  Felix Farmer : Sally Miles says SHIT! Whoo-hoo! It's $100 million dollars at the box office! $200 million! HA HA, Peter Pan is Dead! Long live Gillian West, nymphomaniac executive!

  [chortling] 

  Felix Farmer : Not since Edison, not since Griffith, not since Jolson! We'll make motion-picture history! Ah! A cinematic monument to man's immorality, a celluloid prophecy of the holocaust to come. For if God spared, not the angels that sinned. But cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness. To reserve them for judgment, and spared not the old world. But saved Noah, the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing the flood upon the world of the ungodly.

  [Ben, who stands above Felix from the hole in his bedroom floor, vomits onto him below] 

  Sally Miles : Aah! Oh, god!

• Sally Miles : [High on muscle relaxers]  Oh... Hi, Polly. Come to see my boobies?

• Sally Miles : My public will see! My children will see!

  Felix Farmer : It will be R-rated. They won't even let them in!

  Sally Miles : But they'll know! Don't you care if they know? God, Felix, they're your children, too.

  Felix Farmer : Sophia Loren has children. I hear she's a wonderful mother. She would never do anything to hurt her children, And God knows the public has seen her...

  Sally Miles : Oh, I know!

  Felix Farmer : Ben? Culley?

  Tim Culley : Glenda Jackson.

  Felix Farmer : Glenda Jackson! A fantastic mother.

  Ben Coogan : Venessa. Vanessa Redgrave.

  Felix Farmer : You'll never find a better mother. Somebody who's not English.

  Tim Culley : Jane Fonda.

  Felix Farmer : Jane Fonda!

  Tim Culley : Shirley MacLaine.

  Felix Farmer : Shirley MacLaine!

  Ben Coogan : Liv Ullmann! Liv Ullmann!

  Felix Farmer : Liv Ullmann?

  Ben Coogan : I think so.

  Felix Farmer : [respectfully]  Liv - Ullmann.

• Sally Miles : [repeated line - singing]  Fare thee well...