Whoops Apocalypse (1982)
Geoffrey Palmer: Foreign Secretary
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Quotes
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Premier Dubienkin : I must say I like how you deal with the Americans.
Foreign Secretary : Thank you.
Premier Dubienkin : We like, how you say, kick them in the balls.
Foreign Secretary : Well ...
Premier Dubienkin : Piss all over them.
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Kevin Pork : I think I've been over-doing things. But I had a talk with the doctor and he gave me some pills to take.
Chancellor of the Exchecquer : It'll be for the best, Kev. I'm sure it will.
Foreign Secretary : Which doctor is this then Kev?
Kevin Pork : Doctor Destiny of Earth two. Sure; you know him. He helped me to save Lois Lane in the giant star fish of Atlantis.
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Kevin Pork : There's no use beating around the bush. I am, secretly, Superman.
[pause]
Foreign Secretary : Superman?
Kevin Pork : Yes.
[pause]
Kevin Pork : Bit of a big one, isn't it? Now, you would want some proof, well here it is.
[he takes off his glasses]
Chancellor of the Exchecquer : Holy mother of Moses.