Barbarosa (1982)

Willie Nelson: Barbarosa

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Quotes 

• Karl : I killed a fella back in Texas. A big damn fella too.

  Barbarosa : Well, old Sam Colt makes everybody just about the same size.

  Karl : I didn't shoot him. I hit him with a tree limb.

• Barbarosa : Drop those saddlebags and help me up, dammit!

  [Karl drops the bags over the cliff] 

  Barbarosa : Why'd you drop them down there?

  Karl : Well, you said to drop them and help you!

  Barbarosa : We already been down there!

  [Rain starts to fall] 

  Barbarosa : Why don't you go ahead and just rain on me then?

• Barbarosa : Did you have bad trouble back there.

  Karl Westover : Yes, sir.

  Barbarosa : Well, the Mexicans got a saying - what cannot be remedied must be endured.

• Barbarosa : Always stand still until you're done shooting. Nothin' scares a man more than for you to be standin' still when you should be runnin' like a spotted assed ape.

• Karl : Are you all right?

  Barbarosa : No, I ain't all right! Do I look all right?

  Karl : Well, you look better than you did when you was at the bottom of that grave.

• [Barbarosa has just killed a Mexican bounty hunter] 

  Barbarosa : I can't teach you people a damn thing.

• [to a young Mexican gunfighter] 

  Barbarosa : You ain't got enough ass in your britches to pull the trigger on Barbarosa.

• [Barbarosa and Karl are surrounded by bandits] 

  Angel : You are on my road, senor.

  Barbarosa : This is your road? I don't see any signs. You see any signs, farm boy? You should put up a sign; this is my road.

  Angel : Signs? Look around you, there are signs everywhere (nods toward armed bandits). Maybe you don't know who I am.

  Barbarosa : I think I recognize you. You're Mr. Shit.

  Angel : I am Angel Morales.

  Barbarosa : Do you know who I am?

  Angel : Si, senor; I know who you are.

  Barbarosa : (to Karl) We might be in a little trouble here.

• [Morales is talking to his parents] 

  Angel : [to Karl]  My father says you stopped Barbarosa from robbing him.

  Barbarosa : Yeah, I was goin' to rob your pitiful old daddy and then shoot that squawkin' old woman just for spite!

• Karl : My name is Karl Albert Westover...

  Barbarosa : You been shit outtta luck ever since you was born, ain't you, boy?

• Barbarosa : Bet you didn't get me no damn armadillo for me did you by God?

  Karl : [pulls out dead armadillo and throws in on the ground]  Supose you want me to cook the son-of-a-bitch for you too?

• Barbarosa : I don't kill for amusement... man, or rabbit.

• Barbarosa : I don't steal from my own people.

  Karl : Well it don't bother you to slit their throats on your weddin' night, does it?