Liquid A$$ets

19821982
XX
1h 23m

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6.4/10

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Comedy

Wealthy Mr. Cashbox runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill due to the fact that he has too much money. Cashbox decides to rectify the situation by funding a sure to flop play called... Read allWealthy Mr. Cashbox runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill due to the fact that he has too much money. Cashbox decides to rectify the situation by funding a sure to flop play called "Piece and War" that's the pet project of the self-absorbed Stan Slavsky under the hope t... Read allWealthy Mr. Cashbox runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill due to the fact that he has too much money. Cashbox decides to rectify the situation by funding a sure to flop play called "Piece and War" that's the pet project of the self-absorbed Stan Slavsky under the hope that he can use said play's failure as a tax write off.

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6.4/10

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Directors
- Roberta Findlay
- Walter E. Sear(uncredited)
Writers
- Roberta Findlay
- R. Allen Leider
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Samantha Fox

Billieas Billie

Veronica Hart

Tootsie Lamarras Tootsie Lamarr

Tiffany Clark

Miss Slimtitzas Miss Slimtitz

Bobby Astyr

Mr. Cashboxas Mr. Cashbox

Sharon Kane

Bessieas Bessie
(as Sharon Cain)

Lisa Be

Ritaas Rita

Robert Kerman

Lawyer Quimas Lawyer Quim
(as R. Bolla)

Ron Jeremy

Lawyer Fillpotsas Lawyer Fillpots

Rod Pierce

Stan Slavskyas Stan Slavsky
(as Gregory Lions)

Fred J. Lincoln

Judge Hangmanas Judge Hangman
(as Fred Lincoln)

Michael Bruce

R. Allen Leider

Rasputinas Rasputin
(as Lee Allen Richardson)

Sandy Gazelle

Suzyas Suzy
(as Sanja Sorrello)

Roberta Findlay

Woman Who Gets Flashed by Quimas Woman Who Gets Flashed by Quim
(uncredited)

Directors
- Roberta Findlay
- Walter E. Sear(uncredited)
Writers
- Roberta Findlay
- R. Allen Leider
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Wealthy Mr. Cashbox runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill due to the fact that he has too much money. Cashbox decides to rectify the situation by funding a sure to flop play called "Piece and War" that's the pet project of the self-absorbed Stan Slavsky under the hope that he can use said play's failure as a tax write off. —Woodyanders

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Taglines
- Put your mouth where your money is!
Genres
- Adult
- Comedy
Certificate
- X
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Trivia
According to the commentary by Roberta Findlay on the Vinegar Syndrome release, this film was primarily directed by Walter E. Sear.

Connections
Remake of The Producers (1967)

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Fun Porn Take Off on The Producers

Liquid A$$ets (1982)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

If you've seen Mel Brooks' THE PRODUCERS then what you're getting here is basically a porn spoof. This Roberta Findlay film has a man putting on a dirty play in hopes that it will bomb but we all know what happens.

It's always hard to make a spoof of a spoof and that's basically what LIQUID A$$ETS is. After all, the Brooks film wasn't really a comedy, per sa, but instead of a spoof of the genre itself. With that in mind, this film here is a mildly interesting seeing how they rip on the Brooks film but at the same time I really didn't find the comedy to work all that well. There are a few funny moments here and there but for a film that was meant to be a comedy I think it doesn't completely succeed at that.

Where the film does work is as a pure porno piece. There's no doubt that Findlay did a very good job with the sex scenes as most of them are either creative, erotic and sometimes both. It also helps that you've got such a strong cast here for fans of the genre. Fan favorites Samantha Fox and Veronica Hart are on hand, both as attractive and as fun as you'd expect. you've also got Robert Kerman and Ron Jeremy who probably steals the film during a sequence where he takes on a blow up doll. Finally, fans of THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT will see Fred J. Lincoln in a small role.

The film is certainly shot well, features a nice song/score and for the most part it is entertaining enough for what it is. Fans of the genre will certainly enjoy it but I do wish the comedy had been a tad bit better.

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