Peyton Nichols: Barn, sometimes life is like an onion. When you peel it, it makes you cry.
Paperboy: Barney bonehead.
Barney Springboro: Up yours.
Jane Mitchell: Who are you going to the prom with, Barney? Why don't you go with one of your mice friends?
Dexter Jones: Alan, take your finger outta your nose. What'd I tell you about that shit? Now suck it!