Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

Kaki Hunter: Wendy

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Quotes 

• Wendy : Hey waiter! Put shit-face's drink here on Commissioner Gebhart's bill! For piss-sake he's up for re-election next week, you think he needs this shit?

• Wendy : My tit! YOU BROKE MY TIT! I'm gonna sue you!

• Mickey : Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel?

  Pee Wee : How does what feel?

  Mickey : Getting laid.

  Pee Wee : Same as it always feels.

  Mickey : I don't believe it.

  Tommy : Never again.

  Pee Wee : What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida.

  Mickey : Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old "Rosie Palm".

  Pee Wee : You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.

  Pee Wee : [after the guys laugh]  Now that she's had me, what's left?

  Mickey : Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.

  Pee Wee : Well, what did she tell you?

  Tommy : Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.

  Billy : Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.

  Pee Wee : Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this.

  Wendy : [walks by passively]  Hi, boys.

  Mickey : [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee]  She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee.

  Tommy : Yeah, she's rabid.

  Pee Wee : She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here.

  Tommy : That's what she said about you on the bus.

  Pee Wee : Oh man, the girl's my slave.

• Gebhardt : Very cute. Well, I'm leaving.

  Wendy : You get out of that chair and I'll yell rape.

  Gebhardt : You'll what?

  Wendy : I'll yell rape.

  Gebhardt : You're bluffing.

  [gets out of his chair and starts to walk away] 

  Wendy : RAPE! RAPE! Oh, Bobby, don't leave me. I can't have our baby alone.

  Gebhardt : [quickly sits back down and turns to another patron]  My daughter. She' so funny. She's just wow.

  Wendy : [grabs Gebhardt by the tie and pulls him close to her face]  How's that grab ya? Now sit there and take your medicine.

• Wendy : Pee Wee it's not that bad, just tell the guys that you called up all the girls in your harem and none of them wanted to do it with all those jerks.

  Pee Wee : I bet you would.

  Wendy : I don't have a harem.

  Pee Wee : That's not what I heard.

• Wendy : Do you know how I got my reputation?

  Pee Wee : How?

  Wendy : In the 8th grade, I didn't know anything. A bunch of guys wanted to get me to go skinny dipping, I didn't want to but I didn't care if they did so I just watched. I thought it was funny, flopping around...the next day I was a slut, the original mattress-back.