Private School (1983)

Sylvia Kristel: Ms. Copuletta

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• Jordan Leigh-Jenson : Ms. Copoletta, eh, which do think is the most important in a penis - length or width?

  Ms. Copoletta : Well, I don't think that we have the time to get into that today.

  [class laughs] 

  Ms. Copoletta : I mean, we don't have the time today to talk about that.

• Miss Dutchbok : [walks in with a group of older ladies]  Go right ahead with your class, Ms. Copoletta. We'll just stand here for a tiny moment.

  Ms. Copoletta : Yes, of course, Miss Dutchbok. Thank you. Now then, during sexual intercourse, the male undergo certain biological changes which causes the organ to become erect. And after a short length of time, the male organ releases its fertile cargo...

  Miss Dutchbok : Thank you very much, Ms. Copoletta. That was - very stimulating. Come, ladies, lets go to lunch. We have a lovely lunch in the cafeteria. We're having chicken!

• Mr. Flugel : What class are you in?

  Ms. Copoletta : I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here.

  Mr. Flugel : Whaddya teach?

  Ms. Copoletta : Sex education.

  Mr. Flugel : What?

  Ms. Copoletta : Sex education.

  Mr. Flugel : Sex education? That's my favorite subject!