Risky Business (1983)

Raphael Sbarge: Glenn

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• Miles : [to Joel]  What happened?

  Joel Goodson : Last night?

  Miles : That's right - with Kessler.

  Joel Goodson : She was babysitting down the street...

  Miles : We know that!

  Joel Goodson : So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...

  [some guy off camera] 

  Joel Goodson : right.

  Miles : That could happen.

  Joel Goodson : ...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says 'I think I'm in the mood.'

  Barry : She said that? What did you say?

  Joel Goodson : I didn't have to say anything.

  Glenn : Whatcha do?

  Joel Goodson : What do you think I did?

  Glenn : I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.

  Barry : [makes a wacking off noise with his cheek] 

  Miles : I disagree.

  [to Joel] 

  Miles : Did you have your bike there?

  Joel Goodson : Yeah.

  Miles : I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!

• Glenn : Do you know what a Harvard MBA makes - first year? Forty grand.

  Kessler : Well, I've got a cousin who went into dermatology. First year - over 60,000.

  Barry : Just for squeezing zits?

  Glenn : Why don't you try it, Barry? You got the experience.