Based upon the play "E/R: Emergency Room" by Ronald Berman, Zaid Farid, Richard Fire, Carolyn-Purdy Gordon, Stuart Gordon, Gary Houston, Tom Towles and Bruce A. Young produced by the Organic Theater Company of Chicago, premiering Feb. 1982.
Nurse Joan Thor:
Why did you give that man a tetanus shot for biting his own tongue?
Dr. Eve Sheridan: He didn't bit his own tongue. The teeth marks were going the wrong way.
Nurse Joan Thor: Well, I thought his wife looked a little guilty!