Cannonball Run II (1984)

Dean Martin: Jamie Blake

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Quotes 

• Blake : We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?

  Fenderbaum : I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.

• Blake : Is the Blimp driving?

  Fenderbaum : No, it's the General.

  Blake : The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.

• Blake : Don't you worry, 'cause you know what I'm gonna do?

  Fenderbaum : What?

  Blake : I'm gonna take this car, and I'm gonna turn so that I block the whole highway sideways. And when they come, they're gonna have a choice, either to ditch it, or ram right straight into us.

  Fenderbaum : Yeah. Yeah. Ditch it or... ram STRAIGHT INTO US?

  Blake : Yup.

• Slim : Okay, you'll tell us.

  Blake : We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.

  Tony : Only a moron would back up a race like that!

  Shiek : [the Shiek enters]  Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow.

  Shiek : [Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis]  Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come!

  Shiek : [the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money]  Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels!

  Blake : [the Shiek leaves]  That was the moron.

  Caesar : You know, these liars could be telling the truth.

• Fenderbaum : I been called a lot of things but I ain't never been called no commie.

  Blake : I ain't even a Democrat!

• [Blake presents his date with two empty martini glasses] 

  Blake : When I make a dry martini, I make a dry martini.

• Blake , Fenderbaum : [in unison]  J.J. That son of a bitch!