Police Academy (1984)
Brant von Hoffman: Kyle Blankes
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Quotes
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Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Well, well, well... I told you not to try me, boy. Stand up.
[Mahoney stands up]
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Now, I want you two squad leaders to take Mr. Mahoney here, and run him until he throws up.
Cadet Kyle Blankes , Cadet Chad Copeland : Yes, sir.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Then, just after he throws up... run him some more.
Cadet Kyle Blankes , Cadet Chad Copeland : Yes, sir.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody - *nobody* - screws with me.
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Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?
Cadet Kyle Blankes : Well, nothing really happened, sir.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : There was a party, wasn't there?
Cadet Kyle Blankes : Yes, sir.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Well, what went on?
Cadet Chad Copeland : Dancing, sir. Mostly dancing.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : [to himself] Dancing?
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Cadet Kyle Blankes : [At the Academy barber, Martin is sitting in the chair] I'm first!
Cadet Chad Copeland : And I'm next.
George Martin : For important guys like you, I wait.
Cadet Kyle Blankes : Okay, let's go! Take it all off.
Barber : You got it!
[starts shaving Blankes's hair off and then Copeland's]
George Martin : [sits down in the chair] Just a little off the sides, please!
Barber : You bet!
Cadet Kyle Blankes : You can do that?
Barber : Sure! This ain't the army, you know.
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Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : [Mahoney and Blankes are in Lt.Harris' office due to Barbara throwing the first punch at Copeland via lunch tray. Harris is cleaning his stick] Who threw the first punch? That's all I want to know.
Cadet Kyle Blankes : [before Mahoney can answer] Barbara did.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Barbara?
Cadet Kyle Blankes : That's right.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Then he's out of here. Him and his queer dog.
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Cadet Kyle Blankes : [Blankes smears potato salad on Mahoney's shirt] Your move... Ma-homo.
