Vic DeSalvo
Francine Kester
Parker Braithwaite
Mrs. Sweeney
The Colonel
Goody DeSalvo
Cap'n Andy
Benny Bentson
Frank Friedlander
Wes Vandergelder
Al
Sal
T.V. Director
Tony
Skip Imperiali
Richie DeSalvo
Bruno
Ken
Mr. Sweeney
Steve Allen
Jayne Meadows
Teresa
Wendy
Tamara (as Gela Jacobson)
Bambi
Stacy
Army Archerd
Hamilton's Girl
Paisan Receptionist
Vic's Tailor
MBC Secretary
Nunzio
Francine's Mother (voice)
Le Boeuf Maitre d'
Mercedes Blonde
Opera Singer
Levar
Todd Sweeney
Woodrow T. Brown
Mr. Foley
Network Spokesman
W*A*C*ked Out Recruit
Le Boeuf Woman (as Katie LaBourdette)
MBC Guard
Julie
Car Attendant (as James Legros)
Sid
Car Attendant
Teamster Sailor (as Joey Pento)
Network Receptionist
Warm-Up Comic
The Dean
Network Rep
Network Rep #2 (as Harvey Skolnick)
Mrs. Johnson
Cop #1 (as Charles Stavola)
Cop #2
Steve
Mr. Johnson
The Dawn Patrol
The Dawn Patrol (as Lorenzo Bunhe)
The Dawn Patrol (as Tim Leitch)
H.O.T. B.O.D.S.
Announcer (voice) (as Michael D. Hanks)
Alan Alda (uncredited)
Development Executive (uncredited)
Man in Le Boeuf (uncredited)
Roy Firestone (uncredited)
TV Reporter (uncredited)
Craft Service Man (uncredited)
Nunzio's Girl (uncredited)
TV Executive (uncredited)