Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

John Goodman: Coach Harris

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• [Gilbert tries to get at the microphone, but Coach Harris and the Alpha Betas grab him] 

  Dean Ulich : Leave him alone!

  Coach Harris : What did you say?

  Dean Ulich : I said leave him alone!

  Coach Harris : I'll break his goddamn neck if he doesn't...

  Dean Ulich : You will do NOTHING of the sort! Don't touch that boy!

  Coach Harris : [Gilbert gets shoved to the ground and the coach shoves Dean Ulich]  Says *who*?

  Dean Ulich : Says *ME*!

  [Shoves Coach Harris] 

  Dean Ulich : You asshole!

  [Coach tries to hit the Dean but U.N intervenes] 

  U.N. Jefferson : HOLD IT, COACH! You just hold it *RIGHT THERE*!

  [a large group of tough, militant Tri-Lambdas face down the Alpha Betas] 

• Coach Harris : You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

  [removes and throws his cap against the wall] 

  Coach Harris : *Nerds*! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my *coach*!

  Burke : Well let's get those nerds!

  Stan Gable : Nerds!

  Ogre : Nerds!

  Stan Gable : What are waiting for?

• [Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu] 

  Coach Harris : Hey, Gable.

  Stan Gable : Yeah, Coach.

  Coach Harris : I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!

  Stan Gable : Yes, sir.

• Coach Harris : Dean, we got a big game comin' up. I don't want my boys' minds worried about where they're gonna live.

  Dean Ulich : They should have thought of that before they burned their house down.