Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Ted McGinley: Stan Gable

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Quotes 

• Stan Gable : [to Booger]  What are you looking at, nerd?

  Booger : [to himself]  I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

• Stan Gable : Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life.

  Betty Childs : If they win the Homecoming Carnival, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council.

  Stan Gable : Yeah. And we'll be up to our asses in nerd shit.

• Lewis : [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival]  Hi, Betty.

  Betty Childs : A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.

  Lewis : You have to. I paid my money.

  Betty Childs : [Lewis tries to kiss Betty]  It's time for my break.

  Stan Gable : [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead]  Kiss this, nerd.

  Betty Childs : I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny.

  Stan Gable : God, Betty, you're like a goat.

• Coach Harris : You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

  [removes and throws his cap against the wall] 

  Coach Harris : *Nerds*! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my *coach*!

  Burke : Well let's get those nerds!

  Stan Gable : Nerds!

  Ogre : Nerds!

  Stan Gable : What are waiting for?

• [Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu] 

  Coach Harris : Hey, Gable.

  Stan Gable : Yeah, Coach.

  Coach Harris : I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!

  Stan Gable : Yes, sir.

• [Stan finds out how the Tri-Lambs were able to sell so many pies; there's a naked picture of Betty at the bottom of every one] 

  Stan Gable : That's *my* Pi!

• Stan Gable : C'mon, Betty. Show me what you got.

• Lewis : Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for?

  [sheep goes baa, baa baa] 

  Stan Gable : Let the initiation begin.

• Stan Gable : There's something fishy about these pies. C'mon, let's go check it out.