Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

David Wohl: Dean Ulich

Photos 

Quotes 

• [after the Alpha Betas' treachery is revealed at the pep rally] 

  Dean Ulich : You know, Coach. I'm going to let the Lambdas live over at the Alpha Beta house while you and your boys rebuild theirs!

  Burke : Where the hell are *we* gonna live?

  Ogre : Yeah. What about *us*?

  Dean Ulich : You're *jocks*! Go live in the gym!

• [Gilbert tries to get at the microphone, but Coach Harris and the Alpha Betas grab him] 

  Dean Ulich : Leave him alone!

  Coach Harris : What did you say?

  Dean Ulich : I said leave him alone!

  Coach Harris : I'll break his goddamn neck if he doesn't...

  Dean Ulich : You will do NOTHING of the sort! Don't touch that boy!

  Coach Harris : [Gilbert gets shoved to the ground and the coach shoves Dean Ulich]  Says *who*?

  Dean Ulich : Says *ME*!

  [Shoves Coach Harris] 

  Dean Ulich : You asshole!

  [Coach tries to hit the Dean but U.N intervenes] 

  U.N. Jefferson : HOLD IT, COACH! You just hold it *RIGHT THERE*!

  [a large group of tough, militant Tri-Lambdas face down the Alpha Betas] 

• Dean Ulich : Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next even but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest.

  [the crowd cheers] 

  Dean Ulich : First up, Frederick W. Palowakski.

  Ogre : [grunting]  It's "Ogre" you asshole!

  Dean Ulich : "Ogre, you asshole.", uh "Ogre".

• Coach Harris : Dean, we got a big game comin' up. I don't want my boys' minds worried about where they're gonna live.

  Dean Ulich : They should have thought of that before they burned their house down.