What Gets Me Hot! (1984 Video) User Reviews (6)

Traci's debut - and it shows

[harry-tresoor · 5/10 · 8 June 2008]

I have seen this movie again this weekend. And I have seen a lot of other movies with Traci Lords. This is supposed to be her debut in the industry - and it shows - only in the end she gets a straightforward f*ck scene with young Tom Byron.

This movie was released in late 1984, Traci was born in early 1968, so she must have been 16 in this flick. Late in 1987 it became known that Traci (real name = Nora Kuzman) was lying about her age. It was a major mayhem in the industry and all of her videos were pulled back from the stores.

This movie is a nice-to-have from a historical POV. It has some kinda story (what am I blabbering) but it is sub-standard pron - even for the 1980's. Of course Traci did not fully developed her sexy sounds that made her so lovely in her later movies.

Her f*ck mate in this movie is young Tom Byron. Traci made a lot of movies with Tom, her favorite partner. There are no indications that they were a couple, but there are some really sensitive clips around with the two that could make you think otherwise.

In 1987 - just a few days after her 18th birthday - in France she did the movie "Traci, I Love You". It was her climax. Her one and only adult movie of legal age (and her most sexy one). Shortly after she got busted by the FBI for faking her age on her driving license. After that she went undercover to let the storms pass by.

She later came back in a lot of other acting jobs. Traci is not "just" another pron-chick. She has an above average personality and history, Nora is a strong woman (and she is super sexy).

I rate this move 4/10 from a pron POV and a 6/10 from a historical POV. Try to get the 8/10 "Traci, I Love You" - her last movie and by far her most erotic (without Tom Byron).

Not very hot, mostly what's not

[hollywoodshack · 7/10 · 8 July 2015]

This movie would not gather much attention or be very good today if its cheapie makers didn't proudly proclaim in the credits, "First Screen Appearance of Miss Tracy Lords." Traci wrote mostly about this film in her bio where she said she got scared and went home from the rented house where it was being made. Her agent convinced her to do porno by telling her she didn't have any more magazines left to pose for. (I count that as a fib since no Playboys of that period have her photos) Traci was also promised she wouldn't do any sex scenes for the first movie and said a hidden camera filmed her with Tom Byron together. The potential of the cast in unusual positions was not used well in a dull plot about Traci's fantasies about where she will lose her virginity. Bad typecasting already, if we believe she has not been one since the age of ten. Three guys at once with a maid could have been a hot scene but lacked emotional connection to really hit it off. Traci is fine in one picnic dream with Tom Byron where she even makes him come twice! Helga Sven is also in top form as her mom who gets it on with a neighbor by the back yard pool. Older actors aren't so hot to look at but still make more exciting lovers here. Bunny Bleu as Debbie has most of the scenes, she's dumb and picked on a lot.

You won't believe she's only 16 years old!

[Nomad-7 · 10/10 · 2 November 1998]

You can't see this movie because Traci Lords lied about her age to get into pictures. Nonetheless, this is a great porn movie. Traci gives a fine performance. She and the rest of the ladies obviously enjoy what they are doing. The men do, too.

Though the script is nothing to write home about, the acting is acceptable and the sex is great.

My Hypothetical Thoughts

[iwatchxxx · 8/10 · 23 April 2008]

This film should not be seen, due to it featuring an underage performer, and if you watch it you are a horrible, horrible person.

But if you were to watch it anyway, I would expect it to have a very nice scene involving a maid, which would be made better by the fact that unlike most newer films, the actress seems to be having a good time. I would thoroughly enjoy this. And since thats really the only memorable part, I'll just give a brief overview of what I would expect to find.

Scene 1 = 9/10 (Worth watching just for this)

Scene 2 = 7.5/10 (Not bad, +1 for the end)

Scene 2.5 = 10/10 just for horrible humor, epic.

Scene 3 = 7/10 (Feels like it was thrown in at the end, but its interesting enough)

Scene 4 = 7/10 (Good, end was kind of a let down)

Scene 5 = 7/10 (Would have been 8.5 if a certain substance ended up on her face instead, such a waste...)

Scene 6 = 8/10 (Kind of a combination of 2 scenes. The outdoors one has a few really nice parts. The indoors one isn't anything special.)

Scene 7 = 8.5/10 (Nice surprise, good way to end the movie)

Overall I would give it an 8. And if you don't have enough time for the whole thing, just watch the first 20 min or so, you'll thank me.

A career begins...

[delphiaa · 8/10 · 7 May 2008]

Nude women float in a space as a woman's voice hums along. Lannie, played by the multi skilled Traci Lords (Tracy) has been dreaming about naked women again. Why? Her mom (Helga Sven) brings up boys and tells her about a new man, Mr. Kennedy (Don Hodge), who she thinks likes her, but is too shy to say anything.

Mark Radner's (Shone Taylor) hangs with Jeff (Tom Byron) and Kevin (Marc Wallice) talking guy talk. Kevin brings up Debbie and Jeff gets teased about not getting any. Mark blackmails his pilfering maid. He brings her upstairs for a triple teaming.

Lannie and friends share girl talk by the pool. Debbie, (Bunny Bleu) goes topless with Cheryl (Susan Hart). Lannie takes the cue and follow. Cheryl talks about how she lost her virginity while babysitting with Bill (Greg Rome). She was nervous about going down at first, but he made her comfortable. Debbie boasts of making guys "beg for it." Kevin says he make girls like Debbie beg for it. The friends left when Mrs. Waters show up. She has her sights on Mrs. Waters Mr. Kennedy.

Mrs. Radner (Maria Kay) is peeved at boyfriend (Herschel Savage) for driving fast. She "recovers" and comes unto him. She assures him that her son Mark isn't home. Mark hides and watch as they go at it by the fountain. Scene is too short. Richard Mailer and his people should have extended it, or exclude the sex scene between older people like Helga Sven and Don Hodge.

Lannie, Jeff, Debbie and Kevin meets. Taking the hint from Kevin, Jeff takes Lannie in the kitchen. Debbie teases Kevin before sex. Lannie's dress get wet and she teases Jeff after getting naked. He gets too excited and finishes before starting. Lannie later pleasures herself to Jeff. The scene cuts back and fort between Lannie and a DREAMT encounter with Jeff (Tom Byron) outside on a picnic table.

It's like being teased without teasing. Some anticlimactic artistry by director Richard Mailer: The debut sex scene of the highly sought after Kirstie Elizabeth "Traci Lords" Knussman is during a dream sequence. Viewers get a sample of her distinctive "sexual terrorist" moans. Traci Lords would later write that her first filmed scene was spontaneously done in a kitchen with Tom Byron. Byron has a "sweet, dopey, puppy-dog thing" which apparently tingled her. The production crew proceeded to seize the moment as they were in the act. In any event, THAT encounter isn't in this movie. Lords wrote of a poolside three way BEFORE production of What Gets Me Hot! Herself, another female and male. Regard for her allegedly rose when news of said escapade made the industry rounds. She didn't get paid for it.

Other than their numerous on-screen copulation, there's been no mention by Lords of a personal relationship with Tom Byron.

Mark talks to Kevin, then seduces Kevin's girlfriend Debbie at his house. He becomes her master. Making her get naked for some secret tongue pleasure from Wendy(Leslie Thane). Louis (David Sanders) joins in. Wendy tongues Debbie until Mark tells her to open her eyes—shocking her. A foursome happened.

Debbie tells Lannie Kevin is a boy. She wants a man like Mark. Lannie has other plans after finding out what gets her hot. She looks over at Cheryl (Susan Hart). (Some poetic money shot of sorts). We now know Traci Lords was, how they say, "gay for the stay" in porn. It could be the effects of the drugs.

Actually she was 15yrs old

[bt2879 · 8/10 · 2 September 2009]

Actually she was 15yrs old , She only made 1 porn movie at age 18 before FBI arrested her , so all her movies were made when she was underage , Some other pornstars investigated during the early 80's and possibly appeared in porn movies underage include Alexandria Quinn , Kristara Barrington and Ali Moore , These other girls didn't draw as much attention possibly due to the fact they weren't very popular or overly attractive , at least one of the pornstars appears alongside Traci Lords in more than one movie , There is one movie were possibly all of the actors appear making nearly the entire female cast underage at the time the movie was filmed. Does this still happen today ?

To the guy from netherlands , first of all , she was arrested the day after her 18th birthday , would have been 8th may , thats late 87 is it ? and you say she coulndt have possibly made any movies before she turned 16 , yet she was penthouse pet in September 84 and the story read she had starred in dozens of porn movies , so she starred in dozens of porn movies prior to September yet her first movie according to you wasn't produced and released until late 84 ?