Ke Huy Quan credited as playing...
Data
- Richard 'Data' Wang: Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!
- Mikey, Mouth: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
- Andy: DATA!
- Francis Fratelli: [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!
- Jake Fratelli: I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!
- [Francis slips and falls on his crotch]
- Mama Fratelli: Francis sweetheart are you okay?
- Francis Fratelli: [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!
- [the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
- Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
- Data: Why?
- Mikey: Why?
- Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
- Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
- Irene Walsh: Boys, I am taking Rosalita to the supermarket. Now listen, I am going to be back in about an hour. Mikey, I want you kept inside. Brandon, if he's coming down with asthma, I don't want him out in the rain.
- Brandon Walsh: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
- Irene Walsh: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. He takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
- Brandon Walsh: Shit, Ma!
- Irene Walsh: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in. And you, Data.
- Data: Data,
- Irene Walsh: Data,use the back door from now on okay?
- Data: Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
- Mikey: No.
- Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
- Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.
- Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.
- Brandon Walsh: Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.
- Mikey: That's wrong Brand! It won't happen.
- Richard 'Data' Wang: I'm setting booty traps.
- Mouth: Booby traps.
- Richard 'Data' Wang: That's what I said!
- Elgin Perkins: Hello little guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
- Richard 'Data' Wang: We know who Troy is. He's that cheap guy.
- Brandon Walsh: My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
- Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
- Brandon Walsh: [sarcastically] No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
- Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers, Bill. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
- Brandon Walsh: Thank you.
- Elgin Perkins: Thank *you*.
- Richard 'Data' Wang: [Falls through to ship's hold; group of Goonies ask if he's okay] Data's okay! Data's quite tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons!
- Brandon Walsh: Why didn't you use the stairs?
- Richard 'Data' Wang: Use the stairs! Stairs! The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling. If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore...
- Mikey: [walks down the stairs] Data's okay...
- Richard 'Data' Wang: Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. I've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them. God!
- [Data activates a machine, which prints out paper of money]
- Data: Fifty-dollar bills. Fifty-dollar hills? FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS?
- Stef, Andy: Did he say fifty-dollar bills?
- Data: Guys! There's hundreds of fifty-dollar bills! We have the money to save the Goon Docks!
- [the kids gather around in excitement until Brandon takes a closer look at the money]
- Brandon Walsh: QUIET!
- [they do so]
- Brandon Walsh: They're fake. They're bogus. They're phony bills!
- Data: No!
- Mikey: I knew these people were from the ozone!
- Andy: You get 25 years for counterfeiting!
- Chunk: AW!