Kenny: My computer's got 64K of RAM right now, which is okay for two floppies. But I wanna get a hard drive. So, I'm gonna upgrade to 256K RAM. Then, I'll be talking major megabytes. I can increase my memory or network.
Franny: So what you really wanna do is ram your hard drive into a mainframe.
Kenny: Do I ever!
Cleaning Woman: You got a moment? I need some muscle to move a bed.
Chuck: I don't suppose you'd like to go to the movies tonight?
Jane: Oh, fuck off.
Chuck: Well, I guess a blow job would really be out of the question then?
Jane: Not necessarily.
Chuck: Oh, yeah? So do you like, what, swallow it or spit it out, you know?
Jane: Fuck you!
Chuck: Fuck me? Well, that's kinda what I had in mind. You know, which way do you like it? Because I got the People's Almanac and it lists the six most favorite, popular positions with women, especially women like you. I can tell, because you have that kind of body.
Jane: Have you been with a woman?
Kenny: Hey, what are you smiling about? Had a piece of tail for breakfast?
Typhoons: Chew tobacca, chew tobacca, chew tobacca, spit! If you're not from Ramsey, you're not worth shit!
[Looking at dozens of joints tied together]
Customs Agent: What is this?
Kenny: That's a grass skirt.