Kenny: My computer's got 64K of RAM right now, which is okay for two floppies. But I wanna get a hard drive. So, I'm gonna upgrade to 256K RAM. Then, I'll be talking major megabytes. I can increase my memory or network.

Franny: So what you really wanna do is ram your hard drive into a mainframe.

Kenny: Do I ever!

Andrew: I just wanted to get to know you better, that's all.

Liza: Nice try, Andrew, but now is not the right moment.

Andrew: Well, I suppose watching my videotape of monkeys fucking is totally out of the question?

Cleaning Woman: You got a moment? I need some muscle to move a bed.

Chuck: I don't suppose you'd like to go to the movies tonight?

Jane: Oh, fuck off.

Chuck: Well, I guess a blow job would really be out of the question then?

Jane: Not necessarily.

Chuck: Oh, yeah? So do you like, what, swallow it or spit it out, you know?

Jane: Fuck you!

Chuck: Fuck me? Well, that's kinda what I had in mind. You know, which way do you like it? Because I got the People's Almanac and it lists the six most favorite, popular positions with women, especially women like you. I can tell, because you have that kind of body.

Jane: Have you been with a woman?

Chuck: Yes.

Kenny: Hey, what are you smiling about? Had a piece of tail for breakfast?

Typhoons: Chew tobacca, chew tobacca, chew tobacca, spit! If you're not from Ramsey, you're not worth shit!

[Looking at dozens of joints tied together]

Customs Agent: What is this?

Kenny: That's a grass skirt.