Just One of the Guys (1985)

Stuart Charno: Reptile

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Quotes 

• [Terry sits across Harold Sherpico in the school cafeteria] 

  Terry : Hi, uh, I'm Terry Griffith.

  Reptile : Oh, hi, I'm Harold 'Reptile' Sherpico. It's time to feed Snowball his lunch.

  Terry : [Terry sees a little mouse]  Oh, Snowball. He's cute.

  Reptile : Oh, that's not Snowball. This is Snowball.

  Reptile : [Sherpico takes off an albino snake from his neck, pointing to the mouse]  That's lunch. They don't make snake chow.

  Terry : [Terry gets up to walk away]  It was very nice meeting you.

• [Coach Morrison yells at the gym class for whoever started the fire, before seeing Sherpico's horned lizard] 

  Coach Mickey Morrison : We have a saboteur in our gym class. A real scum! A nimrod! Whoever started that fire... is a human gutterball! A zero! Sherpico, how many times have I told you no creatures in my gym class.

  Reptile : I couldn't help it, coach. If I left him in the locker the alligators would eat him.

  Coach Mickey Morrison : You get rid of him, or I'll get rid of him.