The Last Dragon (1985)

Taimak: Leroy Green

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• Sho'nuff : Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the - Wassah! - legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.

  Leroy Green : The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition.

  Sho'nuff : WHAT?

  Leroy Green : Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands.

  Sho'nuff : See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that, and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the last dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name. Get up, Leroy, I got somethin' real fo' yo' ass in these hands. We're gonna settle this one and for all 'cause I am back.

• Laura Charles : I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard. You know, like someone to guard my body? What girl could do worse that to have her own real life kung fu master?

  Leroy Green : I am no master.

  Laura Charles : You sure look like a master to me.

• Leroy Green : Hey my man, what it look like?

• [an enraged and frustrated Sho'nuff lifts up Leroy from a barrel of water as he was drowning him to force Leroy to acknowledge him as "The Master"] 

  Sho'nuff : All right, Leroy. Who's the one-and-only Master?

  Leroy Green : [rejuvenated]  I am.

  Sho'nuff : [screaming]  AAAH!

  [Furious at Leroy for the "wrong answer", Sho'nuff attempts to give him a fatal blow, but the punch is blocked by Leroy, who now has the power of "The Glow" for the good; Sho'nuff groans in pain] 

  Leroy Green : [glowing in gold]  I am.

  [Leroy grabs and starts crushing Sho'nuff's left knuckles as Eddie watches in total shock] 

  Sho'nuff : [groaning in pain]  What the... oh, shit... oh, goddamn!

  [Leroy laughs as Sho'nuff's evil power is severely drained] 

  Sho'nuff : Let me go, motherfucker! Let me go!

  [Sho'nuff finally releases himself from Leroy, who now uses "The Glow" to spin around his arms as he readies himself to take on Sho'nuff] 

  Eddie Arcadian : [shocked]  Holy shit!

• Johnny Yu : Well, you see, Leroy, uh... you know how you're always teaching us to master "the art of fighting without fighting"?

  [Leroy nods] 

  Johnny Yu : Well, I did you one better. I mastered "the art of fighting... without knowing how to fight".

  Johnny Yu : You see, people... people are afraid of oriental dudes. Give 'em a little move, a little scream, and lotsa attitude. Check this out.

  [Johnny flails around move after move through the air with no intended target in sight making sounds like a Bruce Lee movie, then one of the other students kicks him in the head, knocking him face down on the floor] 

  Leroy Green : Johnny, to seek safety, one must go into the heart of danger.

  Johnny Yu : [rolls over to look up at Leroy]  Huh?

• Leroy Green : I do not even have a paint brush.

• Leroy Green : Sometimes it is hard to live the way of the wise.

• Leroy Green : [Throws a dart at Eddie Arcadian and hits an object near Eddie's face]  Next time I will not miss

  Eddie Arcadian : [Eddie fires a couple of shots at Leroy]  Next time I won't miss either!