Cop: Hey kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello: Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.
Vince Latello: I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!
Vince Latello: I just want to be home watching cartoons!
Vince Latello: [gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug!
Bob Roberts: You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan: We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello: Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts: In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme
Bob Roberts: you both get D's!
Vince Latello: [eagerly] Hey I'll take it!
Vince Latello: [smiling and waving to the camera with shades on while taking his mugshot] Hi, mom!
Policewoman: Ugly little cockroach...
Vince Latello: Hey what's the matter, I got boogers? Huh?
[finger up his nose]
Policewoman: [in his face] Hey kid, why do you wear your sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello: Because when you're COOL... the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a DAY!
Policewoman: [rips off his shades] Oh, yeah?
[stiff-arms him against the wall and walks away]
Vince Latello: Chill out, Butch... and get a shave.
Vince Latello: I don't see that either, right?
General: Get rid of it.