A Private Function (1984)
John Normington: Lockwood
Quotes
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Frank Lockwood the Solicitor : It wants to be a bit select, Henry. Their daughter was a GI bride.
Dr. Charles Swaby : Only just. Six months pregnant when I examined her
Allardyce : She was a Sunday school teacher.
Dr. Charles Swaby : The state of her private parts told a different story, Henry.
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[the pig has been abducted]
Grand Hotel Manager : I can put my hands on two turkeys in Bradford.
Frank Lockwood the Solicitor : Two? TWO? We've got a hundred and fifty people coming! And Jesus isn't one of them!