Clu Gulager: Burt
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Burt Wilson : I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
Frank : It worked in the movie!
Burt Wilson : Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
Freddy : You mean the movie lied?
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[Burt is on the phone to the police squad captain]
Burt Wilson : Listen, there's a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you. It's like a disease. It's like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. That's why you've got to come and get us out of here now... right now!
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Burt Wilson : If that is a re-animated body, we're gonna have to kill it.
Freddy : How do you kill something that's already dead?
Burt Wilson : How do I know, Fred? Let me think!
Frank : It's not a bad question, Burt.
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Burt Wilson : One question, Frank: this guy screaming in here... you're sure he's a dead cadaver?
Frank : Why don't you open the door and find out!
Burt Wilson : [hesitates] Uh... no, that's allright Frank, I'll take your word for that.
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Burt Wilson : You did what? You opened it? You stupid moron! You idiot! What's the matter with you Frank? Haven't I always told you never to even go near those goddamn tanks?
Frank : What are we gonna do, Burt?
Burt Wilson : I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm going to be sued by the Darrow Chemical Company. I might even be investigated by the government. I might become very famous, Frank. I might even lose my business. I might even go to jail, goddamn it! That's what I'm gonna do!
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Ernie Kaltenbrunner : What the hell are in those bags?
Burt Wilson : Uh... rabid weasels.
Ernie Kaltenbrunner : What? What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?
Burt Wilson : That's what I was trying to explain to you here, Ernie. They came in as part of a shipment. Of course, they weren't supposed to be rabid.
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Burt Wilson : [as a missile heads towards Louisville] Hey, listen! You hear something?
Freddy : [cuts to Freddy breaking through the hatch to Tina and Ernie] Tinaaaaaaaaa!
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Spider : What're they doin', man?
Burt Wilson : [over the telephone to the Military Intelligence] Hang on a second, will ya?
[to Spider]
Burt Wilson : It's weird. These people seem to say they've been waiting for this to happen. Apparently, they've got some sort of contingency plan to deal with it.
Casey : That's great!
Spider : [suspiciously] What is this plan?
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Burt Wilson : What about the bones Ernie?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner : Bones are no problem. Hardest thing to burn is the heart.
Burt Wilson : A heart, why?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner : 'cause it's just one big tough muscle.
Burt Wilson : Yeah, but Ernie, I mean, c'mon, we don't want the heart sticking around!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner : Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart.
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Burt Wilson : Put that gun away, Ernie! Before you shoot somebody!
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Tina : Mister, they're out there and there's more of them in that warehouse on the other side of the graveyard.
Burt Wilson : Which warehouse?
Tina : The medical supply...
Burt Wilson : Oh Shit! Shit! God damn!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner : I think things are getting out of hand.
Tina : Mister, there's a hundred of those things out there.
Burt Wilson : A hundred?
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Tina : What did you do to Freddy? What's wrong with him? Ask this man.
Spider : You know, I think it's time you tell us what the fuck's going on!
Burt Wilson : I don't have to tell you anything, dick brain.
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Spider : Coward!
Burt Wilson : Fuck you!
