Follow That Bird (1985)

John Candy: State Trooper

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Quotes 

• State Trooper : [Picks up the kid that got his apple stolen by Sam Sleaze]  Are these the two men?

  [the kid nods his head] 

  Sam Sleaze : What seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge?

  State Trooper : [looks through his notebook]  What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid?

  Sam Sleaze : Oh, about that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend.

  Sid Sleaze : Yeah, for a friend.

  State Trooper : You can tell that to the judge.

  Sid Sleaze : [crying]  The judge!

  State Trooper : Be a man.

  Sid Sleaze : But I don't wanna be a man, Sam!

  Sam Sleaze : Shut up, Sid! Shut up!

  Sid Sleaze : [crying]  Judge, Sam! Jail!