Weird Science (1985)
Kelly LeBrock: Lisa
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Quotes
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Lisa : [13:23] So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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Lisa : [22:15] You okay?
Gary Wallace : Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!
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Lisa : Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lucy Wallace : Oh Gary! Oh my God!
Gary Wallace : Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
Lucy Wallace : You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary Wallace : I was! I was!
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Lisa : You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
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Lisa : [56:25] You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
Wyatt : We forgot to hook up the doll.
Lisa : You forgot to hook up the doll.
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Lisa : [13:34] You guys created me, I didn't come from anywhere. Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. By the way, you did an excellent job. Thank you.
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[the woman that Gary and Wyatt created is looking for a name]
Gary Wallace : [15:35] How about Lisa?
Lisa : Why Lisa?
Gary Wallace : Why not?
Wyatt : He used to like a girl named Lisa.
Lisa : [smiles] Oh yeah? Old girlfriend?
Wyatt : She kicked him in the nuts.
Gary Wallace : [annoyed] Will you shut the hell up?
Wyatt : [sympathetically] Look Gary, it wasn't your fault. All you said was hello to her.
Gary Wallace : [annoyed] Look Wyatt, shut up!
[Wyatt puts up his hands defensively, indicating that he will shut up. He looks slightly hurt by Gary's treatment of him as he was only trying to help]
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Chet : [opens a pantry door, his grandparents are in there, frozen] Hi Nanny, hi Grampy.
Chet : [closes door and turns to everyone else] I'm not a moron, you know. I...
Chet : [suddenly realizes] Was that my grandparents?
Chet : [Lisa nods, Chet opens the door again] Are they dead?
Lisa : Oh, no, they're just resting.
Chet : What are they doing in here?
Lisa : I put them in there. I didn't want the boys to get into trouble. Quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party.
Chet : Not having a good time? Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet?
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Lisa : Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape, I'll kick your arse.
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Lisa : If you don't cheer up, I'll blow your face off.
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Lisa : If we're going to have any fun together, you guys have better learn to loosen up.
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Lisa : What are you so nervous about? Everything's cool.
Gary Wallace : EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better.
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Lisa : If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
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[Wyatt and Lisa are going downstairs. He looks very nervous and tense]
Lisa : Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're forty if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?
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Lisa : [smiles] That's my boys.
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Lisa : Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!
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Lisa : If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.
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Lisa : [to Wyatt's grandfather] Stop hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!
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Lisa : Showering's real fun, isn't it?
[Gary and Wyatt, nod their heads in agreement]
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Gary Wallace : Check this shit out. Listen to what she did to me. She...
Lisa : She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody...
Gary Wallace : Bitch kneed my nuts! Bitch. I'm not playin' with you. I ain't teasin', man.
Bar Patron : In the family jewels?
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Lisa : I can get anything I want. And right now, I want to party.
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Lisa : Okay, you guys ready to rock?
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Lisa : It's seriously affecting your sex life. Ten seconds into my gymnastics routine, you passed out. You slept. I did my toes. By the way, you're very cute. We'll try it again some other time, okay?
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Lisa : Do you have a bra to match that? Something in leather or rubber - or barbed wire?
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Lisa : So what do you do for a living, Al?
Al Wallace : I'm an independent businessman.
Gary Wallace : Al - Dad - my dad's a plumber. And he's into plumbing. And, well, I guess you plumb, right, Dad?
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Wyatt : Lisa, I created you. Why do you insist on doing things I don't want?
Lisa : Honey buns, you want to party so badly, you could bottle it. I mean, you and Gary, you want friends, you want popularity, you want all that stuff, right?
Wyatt : Well, I've thought about it, sure, but...
Lisa : So I'm giving it to you!
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Lisa : Guys, you have uninvited guests. I think you better come out and ask them to leave. They're getting pretty rowdy. This is an excellent chance for you to prove your bravery and courage.
Gary Wallace : Those are outdated concepts, alright? Excuse us.
Lisa : Don't let John Wayne hear you say that.
Gary Wallace : The man is dead, Lisa, okay?
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Lisa : Those guys really need some self-confidence. A challenge. Something that'll bring out their inner strength and courage. I'm so bloody clever. Now!
