ALF (1986–1990)

Benji Gregory: Brian Tanner

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Quotes 

• Brian : Do you get Sesame Street where you live?

  ALF : No, and frankly I don't get it here either.

• Brian : You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF.

  ALF : All right, but on my planet, that's considered very rude. People think you're hiding something.

• [the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book] 

  Brian : What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?

  ALF : Burp down wind.

  Willie : He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."

• ALF : All right. Let me see if I've got this reindeer thing straight. There's... uh... there's Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Cupid... Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

  Lynn : No, it's Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, Blitzen...

  ALF : Huey, Duey and Luey.

  Brian : No, those are ducks.

  ALF : Then how do they pull the sleigh?

• [the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale] 

  ALF : How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.

  Brian : There's no blade.

  ALF : Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.

• ALF : Hey, what's going on in here?

  Willie : We're having a family meeting.

  ALF : Oh I get it, freeze out the alien. I guess I'm not part of the family.

  Kate : Uh ALF, we thought you were watching The 3 Stooges.

  ALF : I turned it off. Somehow I just can't buy Shemp as a surgeon.

  Brian : Curly was a senator once.

  ALF : True, and Moe was Speaker of the House.

  Willie : Could we put an end to the Stooge talk here for a minute?

  ALF : Sootaintly, whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo, ha ha ha.

• Brian : ALF wouldn't eat Lucky, would he?

  ALF : I'm not saying nothing until I speak to my attorney.

• Brian : Your name's really Gordon?

  ALF : Yeah, Gordon.

  Brian : That's funny.

  ALF : It was my mother's maiden name, all right?