Frank Nardi: [looking down Bonnies shirt] Christ these are nice! They real?

Bonnie: Mm-hm

Frank Nardi: Beauties.

Frank Nardi: [after checking out Victors 'tool'] Holy Christ! What do you feed that monster?

Frank Nardi: Show me your tool.

Vince McCarthy: I'm ok. What do you wanna know?

Frank Nardi: I wanna know if you qualify or if I need to bring in a stunt cock.

Vince McCarthy: Never trust a monkey