Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1987)

Siobhan Finneran: Rita

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Quotes 

• [Rita and Sue are in Bob's car. Bob is about to make love to Sue on the front seat. Rita is in the back, feeling rather left out of things] 

  Rita : [sarcastically]  I'll just watch, if it's all right?

  [Bob climbs on top of Sue. Rita takes a closer look] 

  Rita : Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!

• Sue : [Examines a condom Bob gives her]  So what happens if it tears?

  Bob : Not good then. The sperm can get out and fertilise the egg.

  Rita : We haven't got eggs inside us. We're not ducks, y'know!

• Bob : Well, things haven't been going so good with me and the wife.

  Rita : Tell us another one!

• Sue : [Talking about Bob's wife, Michelle]  Imagine being married to a woman who won't have sex!

  Rita : Aww. Did you hear her say "Bob will *never* leave me." I'd piss meself laughing if he did.

• Rita , Sue : [after Bob walks into the bedroom, to find Rita and Sue already in bed together and waiting for him]  You took yer fuckin' time, dint ya?

  [Last line in the film. Bob immediately takes a flying leap into bed with them both]