28 September 2000 | wayno-6
This movie should have been the thing that was cut.
Without a doubt - this had to be one of the worst movies ever made. Yes, its even worse then "Manos: The Hands of Fate!"
What pharmaceutical products were they partaking of, when the made this aromatic cinema?
Lorne Greene has a bit part in the movie. Well he has a "die-through!" (At least he didn't have to suffer through this tripe!)
The only way to see this movie: LIBERAL USE OF YOUR REMOTE'S FAST FORWARD!
The music was bad, the dialogue was worse! (the only memorable line was: "A wounded Mercedes - will never be as good as new!")
This movie inflicts enough wounds on the viewers. I can't really discuss plot - there wasn't much of one to start with.
No plot, bad dialogue, crappy acting, boring monotonous scenes (like the will reading) which do NOT advance the plot, or tell us anything about the characters -- are strewn liberally, and it seems systemically through out this film...
I didn't know sex could be boring - but if you watch this film without fast forward -- you'll never make it to the end without falling asleep.
Good cure for insomnia....YAWN.
rated: NO REELS (pass on this one!)