Mister Rogers: Wait, what's this? Why, how neighborly. Can you say, "listening device?"
Richard Nixon: Jim Bakker became a disgrace when he got caught with a woman. Jimmy Swaggert became a disgrace when he went to a hotel with a woman. Gary Hart became a disgrace when he dared the press to follow him. I remember the good old days when you had to have brains to be a disgrace.
Cher: I can't believe they gave me an Oscar for playing an older woman who has a fling with a younger man. Oh gosh, normally they give it for acting, oh gosh.
Oliver North: Mr. President, I'm afraid the operation was not a success. They still have to do some work on your nose.