Full House (1987–1995)
Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner
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Quotes
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Danny Tanner : Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?
Michelle : Yes I do. Michelle.
Danny Tanner : That's your name.
Michelle : I like my name.
Steph : Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!
D.J. : Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?
Steph : Not if its a girl.
Danny Tanner : I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles.
D.J. : Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.
Danny Tanner : And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years.
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[repeated line]
Steph : How rude!
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Kimmy Gibbler : [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Steph : I am not and I'm telling you said that.
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Steph : Oh no, it's Kimmy Gibbleburger!
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Gia : [the girls walk into Stephanie's room chatting away, while putting their shopping bags down, and heading over to the mirror] Alright. Now, let's work on our look. It should be vulnerable, yet tough.
[They pose]
Gia : Tougher!
[They pose a tougher look]
Gia : Come on, Tanner, can't get any tougher?
Steph : Not without spraining my face?
[They laugh]
Gia : Let's work on our hair.
[Michelle comes in with Derek and Lisa as the girls are fixing up their hair]
Lisa : We better go. It could be contagious.
Steph : We're practicing how to pose for our album cover.
Michelle : Oh, we thought you had cooties.
Derek : Actually, we're here because we maybe of some assistance to your ensemble.
Kimmy Gibbler : Look, unless you're here to help the band, leave.
Michelle : Kimmy, stay with me on this. Derek and Lisa are great singers. You let them in the band, you definitely win the contest.
Steph : Excuse me when I say...
[laughs mockingly, the other 3 girls join her]
Derek : I knew it. The risk of humiliation has born bitter fruit.
Jesse : [Coming into the room] Alright, Michelle, you and friends beat it. I got to work with the band.
Michelle : You can start on their personalities.
Jesse : [as Michelle, Derek, & Lisa leave] All right, troops. Break's over. Let's hit the studio. Come on.
Steph : Uncle Jesse, we've already got the music part down. Now we need to work on our look.
Jesse : You already got the look. You look four girls who need to rehearse. Now, I'm not gonna be on the side of that stage calling out chords to you guys.
Kimmy Gibbler : Oh, like we can't remember three chords? A, E... I, O, U.
Steph : Come on, Uncle Jesse. What's the big deal? Dad and Aunt Becky said we were great.
Jesse : Of course, they did. They're family. I'm your manager and I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Steph : The truth is you want to boss around.
Jesse : The truth is you guys made a million mistakes. Now, let's hit the studio!
Steph : Name one.
Jesse : All right, let's start with you. You missed about 3 or 4 chord changes, you were flat on the first verse, you're guitar playing stirred the whole song down...
Steph : --I said one! I mean, give us a break, Uncle Jesse, it sounded okay.
Jesse : Okay? Okay's not gonna cut it, all right? You guys are not ready to perform in front of people. Now what you gotta do is practice over and over and over again till you can play the stuff in your sleep.
Steph : Any other complaints?
Jesse : Yeah, you have a bad attitude.
Steph : Well, that's because you're a bad manager.
Jesse : [Feeling insulted] Steph, I don't, I don't really need this.
Jesse : Well, we don't need you.
Jesse : Really. So, you guys are firing me?
Kimmy Gibbler : We can't fire you! You quit!
Steph : Kimmy, I'll handle this.
Jesse : You know, Steph, I'm sorry I got involved with your little band in the first place.
Gia : Not as sorry as we are.
Kimmy Gibbler : Yeah. Pack it up, Uncle Hair Boy.
Jesse : You know, Kimmy, I think I won't miss you most of all.
Gia : [as Jesse leaves] That's it! Tanner's got the look!
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Steph : Well now I have a boyfriend she has boyfriend well dj two out of 3 ain't bad.
